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zeldathemes

What do you call two trees who are good friends?

bestrees

18 minutes ago on April 24th | J | 0 notes

submissivelymonroe:

mortalcompass:

nezua:

don’t be so sure you alone possess the secret to happiness

The more I watched this, the more I smiled. :D

STOP THIS. His face is one of pure mischief behind that beard. I like this human.

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 175,362 notes

doctorwho:

hudderstrade:

and decided to pull a prank on my brother.

He sees the Doctor Who episodes a few days-weeks after I do. I’ve decided to exploit this for my own amusement.

While he sleeps, I’m going to draw those black marks up and down his arms and hands, and on my own face as well. He’ll wake up not knowing…

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 3,289 notes
susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

susemoji:

Come inside to secret dog HQ

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 18,984 notes
Tagged as: #queuefasa 
notcisjustwoman:

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

"Yes." thinks Welly. "Let them believe it was merely a coincidence. Silly humans."

notcisjustwoman:

redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

"Yes." thinks Welly. "Let them believe it was merely a coincidence. Silly humans."

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 219,787 notes

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 21,386 notes

fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

image

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 625,043 notes

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 21,646 notes
fuckingfuckersfucked:

Ankh Morpork recreated to resemble Google Maps

fuckingfuckersfucked:

Ankh Morpork recreated to resemble Google Maps

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 139 notes

sumatrastreet:

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

boyfiend

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 237,312 notes